How the Wynnch Stole Christmas ...

Every Who’s Down in Torontoville Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Wynnch, Who lived just north of Queenspark, Did NOT!
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The Wynnch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be her head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that the trees had too much light.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that her heart was 10 sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, Her heart or her political greed,
She stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos and their needs.

Staring down from her tower with a sour, Wynnchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For she knew every Who down in Torontoville beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.

"And they're hanging their stockings!" she snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"

Then she growled, with her Wynnch fingers nervously drumming,
"I will take their power away!"
They won't see it coming!

For Tomorrow, she knew, all the Who girls and boys,
Wouldn’t be able to afford any of their toys!

~ By Michael H & Luna (Lauren) B